I'm a hot mess but at least I'm hot

honeyginsen:

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jame7t:

juniepops:

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

cautiously hands you the Power Sphere

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blairwitchapologist:

danefonda:

me as a mom

i feel like it needs to be said that this is a quote from carly rae jepsen

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manywinged:

manywinged:

it’s rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

it’s rotten work but decay is an essential part of the cycle of death and rebirth

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kobolde:

kobolde:

ALT

for everyone asking for what article this is i actually went back and found it again and you’ll never guess who it’s about

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korppipoika:

Snowball in Hell, acrylics, 30cmx20cm

I used a random piece of wire to paint the smallest details..!

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absurdistscribbler:

grrlware:

daughter-of-sapph0:

grrlware:

daughter-of-sapph0:

guys will try to school you on colors as if THEY were the gatherers

What color is this?

pussy

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lizardsister:

prozac:

Except you don’t need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be “good”.

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven’t had any experience kissing someone they love, so they’re obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

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guiltiest-gear:

meowthiroth:

meowthiroth:

i miss gougar. we should bring back gougar

@brightest-solarflare

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

derinthescarletpescatarian:

First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can’t be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.

#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best

I literally just googled “city with the highest population”

#the alien wildlife rehab space youtube channel did great fundraising off of this

Yes but unfortunately it resulted in a much higher demand for humans in the illegal pet trade

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