I'm a hot mess but at least I'm hot

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Tiktokers are making potions that evil wizards WISH they’d thought of, and convincing each other to drink them

Just saw a woman make her husband a potion that is against the wizard-Geneva convention

loth-catgirl:

chonkes:

that’s what love is

(via gandalfbignaturals)

sunder-the-gold:

ophilosoraptoro:

mkultragf:

What does a soldier do when there’s no more war to fight?

When you set out for revenge, dig two graves.

(via whentvsfly)

thepromiscuousfinger:

beardedmrbean:

(via lady-griffin)

sandmandaddy69:

(via teathattast)

c3rvida3:

I’m not a prayin’ man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn’t quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, “HE’S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?” and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.

(via itsameme)

that-house:

(via homosexual-having-tea)